- Nurse the baby.
- Clean the lint out of your belly button.
- Leave off the hand lotion - who needs to retain moisture at a time like this?
- Visit the restroom.
- Take off your shoes.
- Take off your work ID badge (Lord knows it weight a few grams)
-Take off your jewelry (we know you love it, but it must weigh a ton!)
- Take off your belt, your socks, your suspenders, etc.
- Empty all of your pockets.
- Visit the restroom, again.
- Exhale and pray!!!
- Get that short, short haircut. (It will grow back.)
- See a sad movie and cry (More water loss).
- Remove underwear. (Nobody will see under those heavy outer garments?!)
- Clean out the ear wax.
- Spit out the gum, it can make the difference....
- Try to balance on one foot when the mentor is not looking.
- Wear no makeup - it weighs something and besides now that you are losing weight you do not need beauty enhancers.
Thanks again, Alicia!!! LOL
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That is hilarious! Where did you get it? I want to post that! Is Alicia who I need to get permission from? and what is her blod addy?
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